Pocket Bard

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Pocket Bard

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Ever need to hear a word or two to boost your morale just before that big fight? Looking for some obscure bit of lore to solve a riddle or puzzle? Tired of marching to your own tune?

Introducing Pocket Bard!

No self respecting warrior will ever admit to needing a bard. So we have taken a bard shrank them down so they can easily fit in a pouch. Though you need not worry about losing your investment to the lack of oxygen.

Thanks to our patented stasis spell your bard will never need breathe while in storage. Simply remove the bard to ask your question or make your request then say the release word and be amazed.

Warning! Due to the unconventional means for obtaining bards results may vary.

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